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moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

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You are a hero among procrastinators 

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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guccier:

am i hot no ((no))

am i talented ((no))

is that going to stop me from being rich and famous ((no))

(Source: tylerhoechlinsource)

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

clamjob:

clamjob:

straight people are boring

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justdorothynodandridge:

Kayden’s first time experiencing rain (x)

(Source: tatymaslany)

Hanni’s Intense Dressing Sequence:  The Highlights

(Source: mcavoyings)

Artist: Idina Menzel
Track: "Elsa has sex for the first time"
Plays: 670,157 plays

suit-and-bowtie:

dengarde:

I was collecting the voice files from Disney Infinity when I noticed that Elsa’s are arranged and performed in a rather…amusing way.

Performed by Idina Menzel herself

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??!!!?