So this guy was dressed like grapes for halloween and I asked him if when he got mad he was going to start raisin hell.
Poor guy lost it.
UPDATE: He started complaining that the guys he was going to go with wouldn’t come down and I told him “OH STOP WHINING”
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me
this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place
Benedict Cumberbatch for GQ January 2014